We watched Home Alone last night. First time I’ve seen it in about 30 years.
Guys…
We need to talk about Kevin…. I have some major concerns about his mental health…
I mean… how much therapy did he need after being abandoned by his entire family? Is he still going?! He bloody should be… you don’t get over that shit…
Also – What does it do to a kid, an 8 year old kid, to be persecuted by two middle aged men up to no good for an extended period of time?! Nothing positive, you can take my word for that.
And last, but DEFINITELY not least… WHAT THE HELL HAD HAPPENED TO HIM BEFORE?!?
This is an 8 year old kid who shoots people in the balls, and in the face (fine – I guess a lot of 8 year olds with a gun might do this) … he HEATS an iron and then smashes someone in the face with it… he BURNS SOMEONE’S SCALP OFF … he sets up a trap whereby having made sure someone approaches barefoot, they then have to walk over broken glass…
Guys, this kid is REALLY not OK…
As if all this wasn’t worrying enough, he then (he’s EIGHT… remember…) CLEANS AND TIDIES HIS ENTIRE HOUSE to within an inch of its life. (Apart from his brother’s room – and that’s purely to mess with his head.)
I am no criminal psychologist, but I would put money on the fact that by the time he was 12 he was murdering pets, and by 16 he was murdering people… has anyone checked on that neighbour kid who was responsible for the miscounting of heads? Someone might want to do that…because I’ve heard that he experiences more abandonment later, and that Donald Trump is involved that time…
Guys, I don’t think Kevin McCallister is ok.
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